Well-Endowed Men

This is a special note to those men who ?have a large phallus

If you have a large phallus, please read this carefully

If you are a Horse type man, 8 or more inches, (20+ cm), please know I am a deer like woman, this
means our union is more difficult for me and I must prepare more carefully to honour you properly in
the highest union. The Horse type man must make a 2 hour appointment and tell me exactly his
dimensions. I am pleased to honour you but you must tell me about this before we meet.

Kama Sutra Part 2: On Sexual Union, Chapter 1.


Kind of Union

MAN is divided into three classes, viz. the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to
the size of his lingam. Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a
mare, or a female elephant. There are thus three equal unions between persons of corresponding
dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when the dimensions do not correspond, or nine in all.
In these unequal unions, when the male exceeds the female in point of size, his union with a woman
who is immediately next to him in size is called high union, and is of two kinds; while his union with the
woman most remote from his size is called the highest union, and is of one kind only. On the other
hand, when the female exceeds the male in point of size, her union with a man immediately next to
her in size is called low union, and is of two kinds; while her union with a man most remote from her in
size is called the lowest union, and is of one kind only.

In other words, the horse and mare, the bull and deer, form the high union, while the horse and deer
form the highest union. On the female side, the elephant and bull, the mare and hare, form low
unions, while the elephant has and the hare make the lowest unions. There are, then, nine kinds of
union according to dimensions. Amongst all these, equal unions are the best, those of a superlative
degree, i.e. the highest and the lowest, are the worst, and the rest are middling, and with them the
high are better than the low.